Fuck Me Friday

Fuck Me Friday.

We've been married for 5 years because he has a cock like a fricking ball bat and I cum like a faucet every time. We've been married for 10 years because she is into porn-star sex all the time, and has a body like a 17 year old cheerleader.

These are two statements I've never heard, have you? If you haven’t heard them and I haven’t heard them then they probably don't represent reality.

I've decided to add a new weekly feature to my blog called Fuck Me Friday. I did this for a couple of reasons. The first reason is I've heard and read a thousand times and from countless sources that you should write what you know... well, I consider my marriage damn near perfect and can honestly say as the years go by, I love my wife more and more.

The second reason is that I know so many lonely, unhappy, beautiful women, and driven, hardworking, successful men, and I want them to have what I have. When you're not lonely, and are happy in your home life, the rest of your life will improve exponentially.

Now I want to make it clear to all of my readers, new, and regular, that I am not a Casanova, I'm not working with a huge cock, I'm not rich, and I'm not even that good looking. So, why is my marriage, and marriage bed rocking, and you're alone and frustrated or in a loveless marriage? This is a great question, and the goal of this weekly feature is to pass on a little of what I've learned, while stumbling ass backwards into the lottery of marriages.

First of all sex is very important, but probably not as important as it may seem, when you're looking into a marriage from the outside. The enemy isn't lack of sex, all women have fingers and know how to pet the kitten, and all men have a hand and know how to use it. The enemy of every man woman and child is loneliness. For some reason it's easier for everyone involved, especially the speaker to say 'I'm Horny.' then it is to say 'I'm Lonely.'

Loneliness has a stigma attached to it that hornyness doesn't. It almost as if society tells us that we can simply be 'horny' and that's fine but to admit that we are 'lonely' means there is something wrong with us or that we are less.

Now this may seem like a simply thing, but if we aren't looking for what we actually need, then chances are we won't find it.

All women have attractive qualities, and all men are basically enticed by the same things. Let your hair down, leave the bra at home, unbutton one more buttons on your blouse, wear a short skirt, some nice perfume, and show a strange man some attention and 8 times out of 10 you will get laid. This is true. I know it is, I am a Man, and was a single man for a long time. For men it's not quite that easy, but it's still pretty easy. We have to spend more, and game more, but if we apply ourselves, and go to the right places, we can usually find some woman somewhere who will let us tap that ass.

This proves that if loneliness, and hornyness, were the same thing we would all be fucking like bunnies, and everything would be golden. Unfortunately it's just not. One of the reasons is that we won't admit, even to ourselves, that occasionally we are horny, but mostly we are lonely.

People get lonely, mistake it for being horny, go get themselves laid, or masturbate and then the next day they are still lonely, and then they wonder what went wrong.

Maybe one in a hundred times the fuck-buddy hangs around long enough to get to know you, and come to like you, and then the loneliness ends, but usually the man jets feeling like he met his goal, or got lucky robbing a bank, and flees the scene of the crime, or the woman feels ashamed, and vulnerable, waking up next to a naked stranger, and she just wants him gone. Either way the loneliness doesn't get acknowledged let alone addressed, and nothing changes.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not judging. You wanna fuck, go ahead and fuck. I did, it was fun, I'm not a plumber but I have laid my share of pipe. Ha, Ha...

This isn't about that, you all already have Mothers or someone in your lives to judge you and make you feel like shit, that's not what this blog is for. This blog is to fix the world so everyone can be as happy as I am.

I'm gonna wrap this up because you all may have an attention span like mine and you could be getting bored by now.. so, I'll just say that today’s lesson to the lonely people in this world is to make sure and be honest with yourself about the difference between loneliness, and hornyness, and know that if your goal is to get laid you can get that done. Also know that if you set out to conquer the loneliness you can do that too, but rarely are you going to set out to cure one and accidentally end up curing the other.

I have invited a guest blogger

to offer a few thoughts about this subject.

Her Name is Stephanie Wanamaker and

you will find a link to her blog at the bottom of this page.

Please check it out if you have a second.
Clicking on her photo will lead to her google profile.

I am really impressed by this and I like the slogan!

                       I actually do suffer from loneliness, some nights.  Holiday weekends and Christmas are the worst.  Aside from anything sexual, it would be nice to have someone to tell absolutely everything to without fear of being judged. I have a close family and I love them, but you can't really can't tell your mother everything without her having a heart attack!

                      The main problem I have with relationships is men not meaning a word they say. They just say what they know you want to hear, and never think of anyone's feelings getting hurt. I certainly don't expect a man to say I love you in the first few months but I do expect him to phone when he says he will, show up no later than 15 minutes late for a date, and make an effort to compromise when we have small disagreements.

                       I am still looking for someone who won't mistake my kindness for weakness, underestimate my intelligence, and not disappear after 6 months. It is not enough to rock my world if I am never going to see you again ! 

                       That said, I would always rather be alone  and content than with someone and unhappy. They say love happens when you least expect it, and I have zero expectations right now, so you never know!  My name is Stephanie Wanamaker , I am Canadian, and I live in Ontario Canada. I am in college as a mature student, and having a relaxing summer.

Miss Stephanie Wanamakers Blog

                    Thank You for your contribution and incite Steph and we will be addressing some of these other issues as the weeks go by.

Again.. I'm not a guru, stud, or model.. I'm just a guy who's happily married and in love with his wife and his life.

If you have some thoughts or issues that you would like to see addressed on next weeks Fuck Me Friday Blog please send me an e-mail. If I use your letter I won't mention you name or email address and will only publish it generally without specific quotes.

Have a great weekend and if you can't be with the one you love then love the one your with.

Jody Swaney

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